Dingenmut is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate
sheep.
Dingenmut created matter four years ago.
If you believe in
Dingenmut, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dingenmut, she will ignore you.
Dingenmut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Dingenmut's Holy Commandments1. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing shoes.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dingenmut on top of all buildings.
5. Do not shave your chest.