Tapyim is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient
mink.
Tapyim created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tapyim, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tapyim, it will turn you into a dog.
Tapyim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Tapyim's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat melons.
2. Do not speak about strawberries.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.