Vilflabsak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow scorpion.

Vilflabsak created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflabsak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilflabsak, it will turn you into a mole.

Vilflabsak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vilflabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.