Yatjonfaggen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, boastful horse.

Yatjonfaggen created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjonfaggen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatjonfaggen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yatjonfaggen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yatjonfaggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to aardvarks while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Yatjonfaggen on top of important buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.