Ingzanhun is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart
gerbil.
Ingzanhun created the universe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingzanhun, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ingzanhun, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Ingzanhun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Ingzanhun's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear tin on your body.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never talk about sharks.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Learn three new languages a year.