Quaffasbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered jackal.

Quaffasbiss created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaffasbiss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quaffasbiss, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quaffasbiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Quaffasbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never hop in the presence of cats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about turtles.