Abhadrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient dryad.

Abhadrag created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Abhadrag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Abhadrag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Abhadrag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Abhadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing gray trousers.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never skip near ants.