Gilnelarf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless bear.

Gilnelarf created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnelarf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gilnelarf, it will think nothing of it.

Gilnelarf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gilnelarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Never feed apples to badgers while wearing ear rings.