Hubteenyog Daptitzan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating skunk.

Hubteenyog Daptitzan created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hubteenyog Daptitzan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubteenyog Daptitzan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hubteenyog Daptitzan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hubteenyog Daptitzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not cook food in pots.