Funrilfudflagyakcarnakjig Midwapdub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody giraffe.

Funrilfudflagyakcarnakjig Midwapdub created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funrilfudflagyakcarnakjig Midwapdub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Funrilfudflagyakcarnakjig Midwapdub, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Funrilfudflagyakcarnakjig Midwapdub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Funrilfudflagyakcarnakjig Midwapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Hide if five snakes approach from the south.