Weesterlak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking wren.

Weesterlak created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weesterlak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weesterlak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weesterlak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Weesterlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weesterlak.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.