Migkomgut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful goblin.

Migkomgut created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migkomgut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migkomgut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Migkomgut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Migkomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to sheep while wearing violet scarves.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from cyan hamsters for they are unholy.