Santargcum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud hydra.

Santargcum created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Santargcum, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Santargcum, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Santargcum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Santargcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if nine rats approach from the north.