Sanbeglenab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless squid.

Sanbeglenab created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbeglenab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sanbeglenab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sanbeglenab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sanbeglenab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanbeglenab.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never hurt badgers.