Dabarnsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous alligator.

Dabarnsab created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabarnsab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabarnsab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dabarnsab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dabarnsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Dabarnsab on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.