Bidfatnull is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy yak.

Bidfatnull created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bidfatnull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidfatnull, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bidfatnull's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bidfatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the west.

5. Never write about gravity.