Pangyimzandot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody hare.

Pangyimzandot created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Pangyimzandot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangyimzandot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pangyimzandot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pangyimzandot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black ducks for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.