Zanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, kind beaver.

Zanrut created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zanrut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zanrut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zanrut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Run away if six otters approach from the north.

5. Never talk about cell theory.