Hottaillad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud cat.

Hottaillad created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hottaillad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hottaillad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hottaillad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hottaillad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your arms orange.

5. Hottaillad loves doves, so they must be honoured.