Veennuttsog is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid
dragonfly.
Veennuttsog created the universe four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Veennuttsog, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Veennuttsog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Veennuttsog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Veennuttsog's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Run away if nine birds approach from the south.
3. Always help doves in need.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.