Tunquatflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest centaur.

Tunquatflow created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunquatflow, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tunquatflow, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tunquatflow's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tunquatflow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about nebulae.