Ominstigtimban is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy cow.

Ominstigtimban created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominstigtimban, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominstigtimban, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ominstigtimban's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ominstigtimban's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominstigtimban.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Worship no other gods but Ominstigtimban.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.