Manpigfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, impressive porpoise.

Manpigfud created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manpigfud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Manpigfud, he will be mildly annoyed.

Manpigfud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Manpigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.