Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent dragon.

Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort, she will remove you from existence.

Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing black shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Hatlibzim Cissdob Migbigfudbamkomzanort on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.