Karwonnig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane swallow.

Karwonnig created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Karwonnig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karwonnig, it will send you a sign.

Karwonnig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Karwonnig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Karwonnig first in all things.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Karwonnig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Karwonnig.

5. Do not take Karwonnig's name in vain.