Yarlnabont is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair jackal.

Yarlnabont created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnabont, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarlnabont, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlnabont's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yarlnabont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.