Huglaknel is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm rat.

Huglaknel created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huglaknel, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Huglaknel, it will turn you into a duck.

Huglaknel's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Huglaknel's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to grasshopers while wearing red trousers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.