Tikvegbot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced salamander.

Tikvegbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikvegbot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tikvegbot, she will strike you with lightening.

Tikvegbot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tikvegbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing brown trousers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

2. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Tikvegbot on top of important buildings.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.