Sispopcem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful naga.

Sispopcem created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Sispopcem, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sispopcem, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sispopcem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sispopcem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four eagles approach from the east.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat green fruit.