Satbellfobwikvid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage deer.

Satbellfobwikvid created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Satbellfobwikvid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Satbellfobwikvid, he will think nothing of it.

Satbellfobwikvid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Satbellfobwikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not jump in public.