Jipnurlik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent chicken.

Jipnurlik created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jipnurlik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jipnurlik, it will think nothing of it.

Jipnurlik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jipnurlik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight goats approach from the east.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Never eat green fruit.