Catkonvog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring toad.

Catkonvog created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Catkonvog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Catkonvog, she will be very unhappy.

Catkonvog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Catkonvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never jump in the presence of dogs.