Zigrawhog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident chicken.

Zigrawhog created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigrawhog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zigrawhog, it will turn you into a plant.

Zigrawhog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zigrawhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing green shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

3. You must love Zigrawhog.

4. Never talk about special relativity near nematodes while wearing mauve ear rings.

5. Learn four new languages a year.