Batkinapp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable hyena.

Batkinapp created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batkinapp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Batkinapp, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Batkinapp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Batkinapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Batkinapp's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.