Appdonflag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humane ant.

Appdonflag created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appdonflag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appdonflag, he will strike you with lightening.

Appdonflag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Appdonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Appdonflag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

5. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing shirts.