Gudrawpit Pitlargbut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, emotional pigeon.

Gudrawpit Pitlargbut created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudrawpit Pitlargbut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gudrawpit Pitlargbut, he will destroy your home planet.

Gudrawpit Pitlargbut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gudrawpit Pitlargbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing turquoise kilts.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing green shoes and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.