Mig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome hare.

Mig created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Mig loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Always take life seriously.