Quamnadxin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quamnadxin created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quamnadxin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quamnadxin, he will not care.

Quamnadxin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quamnadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six moths approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Quamnadxin loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not keep nine swans in a large pit.