Sinjaplist is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous capybara.

Sinjaplist created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Sinjaplist, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sinjaplist, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sinjaplist's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sinjaplist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

5. Put Sinjaplist first in all things.