Flyfodlan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate penguin.

Flyfodlan created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flyfodlan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flyfodlan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flyfodlan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flyfodlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing orange corsets.