Ortarmsaw is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless
mongoose.
Ortarmsaw created snails four million years ago.
If you believe in
Ortarmsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Ortarmsaw, she will curse you with boils.
Ortarmsaw's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Ortarmsaw's Holy Commandments1. Always treat voles with great respect.
2. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not wear mauve clothing.
5. Do not take Ortarmsaw's name in vain.