Ortarmsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless mongoose.

Ortarmsaw created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Ortarmsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ortarmsaw, she will curse you with boils.

Ortarmsaw's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ortarmsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Do not take Ortarmsaw's name in vain.