Largjopsig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive wombat.

Largjopsig created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Largjopsig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largjopsig, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Largjopsig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Largjopsig's Holy Commandments

1. Largjopsig loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snails.