Midnurtbass Gatflowvog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair fox.

Midnurtbass Gatflowvog created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnurtbass Gatflowvog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Midnurtbass Gatflowvog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Midnurtbass Gatflowvog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Midnurtbass Gatflowvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Midnurtbass Gatflowvog four times a day.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. You must never eat corn.