Gontomcut is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous
coyote.
Gontomcut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gontomcut, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gontomcut, it will not care.
Gontomcut's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Gontomcut's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands gray.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always help sick eagles.
5. Do not wear nickel on your body.