Pogpangbog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous
tapir.
Pogpangbog created a top quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogpangbog, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pogpangbog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Pogpangbog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Pogpangbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never wear green hats.
3. Never think about nucleic acids.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.