Volstipsat is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, loving
ferret.
Volstipsat created humanity eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Volstipsat, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Volstipsat, it will come to you in dreams.
Volstipsat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Volstipsat's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volstipsat.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Hide from turquoise hamsters for they are unholy.
5. Do not eat gooseberries.