Lannelfenmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful toad.

Lannelfenmil created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lannelfenmil, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lannelfenmil, it will strike you with lightening.

Lannelfenmil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lannelfenmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.