Rigtalgof is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical coyote.

Rigtalgof created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtalgof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigtalgof, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rigtalgof's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rigtalgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing green kilts.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.