Ripmobyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate gerbil.

Ripmobyam created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripmobyam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ripmobyam, she will destroy your home planet.

Ripmobyam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ripmobyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never leap near tapirs.

5. Never think about optics near ducks while wearing fawn kilts and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.