Vidlegrak is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, passionate shrew.

Vidlegrak created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlegrak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vidlegrak, she will remove you from existence.

Vidlegrak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vidlegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Vidlegrak.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.